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we have five types of rice now which is nowhere near enough!! 🍚

finally got around to organizing this shelf and somehow discovered 48 rolls of toilet paper we didn't know we had 🤷‍♀️ Most of the rice and all the spices are in a different pantry area

(this is something we've been doing since we got a new house and has nothing to do with the pandemic)

In I had a picnic including the groundskeeper's cooler because I thought there might be a secret or something 😁 Now maybe I'll go throw it in the water instead... What a cute, funny game 👍

my partner and I watch lots of gardening, meal prep, and food preservation videos. Our favourite channels have all been getting more popular recently due to the pandemic. hopefully these newcomers will keep making their own food in the future now that they've had an excuse to get started! 🙂🥔

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“Text is the universal interface” actually a statistical error. Unix Georg, who writes 1 billion characters to stdout per second, is an outlier and should not have been counted.

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Every time I see a mirror in a video game I have to drop everything and find out how well the reflections work
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Food Safety and Coronavirus: A Comprehensive Guide 

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Nobody survives the webcam era of local government with their dignity intact.

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just letting you know that the generation of kids aged 0-19 are going to be called the quaranteens

gay sour cream now available at your local grocer! 🌈

1. Woken up by cat
2. Cat demands food. Give food.
3. Open curtains
4. Notice the world is still on fire
5. Coffee ☕🙃

Metro and Loblaws are both paying their employees an extra $2 per hour, but only Metro is enacting big changes to the stores themselves. Apparently Metro is more concerned with having a good reputation...

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an anecdote about a waiting room 

me five years ago: Who needs fancy animations that just make the computer slower?

me now: How did I live without wobbly windows???

Why does no one ever specify the microwave wattage?? "High heat"? Now I have to look up what wattage is typical in your country. Why.

I wish Android would ask if an app can send notifications, like iOS does. I guess that design philosophy comes from the ad company because it's very anti-user

now's the time for Google to can Stadia and get slightly less bad press than they would've otherwise 😛

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HACKERS: I have a request

A notable, widely-used dating app I've been reverse engineering exposes user's postcodes, addresses, and google placeid via the public feed, meaning anyone can find anyone's location.

This is disastrous as the app caters exclusively to LGBTQIIA people, potentially exposing them to harassment.

I have been working on a python API for this application, and I would like to release it into the open.

I have contact the staff and while they state they will respond in 72 hours, it has been over a week and they have not responded (They did get the email, because an automated email was sent back to me).

I cannot in good conscience publish this API at the moment, despite that I would very much like to add it to my CV, as it represents the only recent work I have done.

What do I do? Is there a place I can file a report for this kind of thing? A CVE seems a bit too harsh.

How can I get them to deal with this, while staying legally protected?

Any advice on this matter would be GREATLY appreciated.

Usually I only use soap unless I'm at work, because I don't want to help create resistance, and this has left me with two unopened containers of Lysol wipes at a critical time! 🏋️‍♀️ I don't even remember how I got these 🤷‍♀️

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