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good morning! today is Muffin Mednesday :tassmuffin: πŸ“… Show more

doing my part by offering to drive elderly conservatives to the polls and then leaving them in the woods πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ¦…πŸ”πŸ’₯

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I have never seen anyone use the πŸ€₯emoji ever. Must've seemed like a good idea on paper πŸ€₯

I erased all evidence of the impromptu birthday party this morning, but l'esprit du temps remains πŸ‘

@bryn sounds like someone who recommends just the right :oh_no_bubble: to go with my meal

*lines up several topless trans women at various stages of HRT* Developers, developers, developers, developers

In my house we refer to slippers as "slippery doodles" :)

i don't feel like changing my legal name, so instead i'm legally changing "benjamin" to be a gender neutral name.

have at it, girls

I have a ton of people muted for making oblique sexual references that slipped through my filters without using a cw πŸ‘Ž

after recycle day I gotta blue bin to brin in. remember blue bin brin in and omit tin token

Video game companies: think about what your logo animation sounds like at maximum ear-damaging volume because a lot of people experience your logo as a reminder to lower the volume when switching inputs 😡

food, pics of food, bad translation Show more

when the boss tells us to deprioritize fixing tech debt "so we can ship more product features"

Video game companies: We scam users with microtransactions for the smallest shit lol, we are the worst

Windows 10 dev team: "Hold my beer"

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