@zoey ... I don't think I agree but I don't want to argue. I despise smartphones

There are straights at this bar audibly smoochin in public & I'm viscerally disgusted

I don't care what they do in the privacy of their own bedroom but do they have to shove it down our throats?

@zoey how are they a class equalizer when they cost $1k?unless you sign a contract that results in your paying even more than that over time...?

I support reforming English to replace moisturized with moisted

i think one of the reasons i really love cats is how frequently they do this very human thing of making a foolish decision but then proudly sticking with it no matter what

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lb: I use Lubuntu but I definitely don't use the default icons because they look like /that/

Trash or calculator? Uniform shaped icons are trash, I know that much
:promoted: Promoted by oldschool tried and tested icon accessibility reccomendations gang

doesn’t look like there will be any good local deals for the Nintendo Switch. pls capitalism, I just want to pet an eevee. smash a bros. perhaps even breathe a wild.

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mastodon proves that "not furry, but furry adjacent" is a distinct identity

@benaiah i have to change my text message notification sound every few years because I eventually start to hallucinate hearing it. such a strange thing

as bad as computers are
it's very comfy to have their cables running along your walls, be surrounded by them as they provide services you configured, and falling asleep to their hum

@benaiah i have to change my text message notification sound every few years because I eventually start to hallucinate hearing it. such a strange thing

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