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your computer works very hard to show you good posts! make sure to give them a good pat so they know you appreciate them!

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bus drivers waving as they pass each other is so cute

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@sol i use a bookmarklet to convert apps into applets

I'm getting bored of my 117 wallpapers because 100 of them are more than a year old. I need a few hundred more

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@sophware Yes. Yesterday, this message said "You will not be logged out of your Google account." Today it says "most sites" instead. (I didn't know the wording had changed until I took this screenshot)

@sophware Yes. Yesterday, this message said "You will not be logged out of your Google account." Today it says "most sites" instead. (I didn't know the wording had changed until I took this screenshot)

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Dear year 2001

Please take your shit codec back

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"that's my gender and I'm sticking to it" said the shapeshifter, lying

Fun fact: deleting cookies in Google Chrome does not delete cookies from websites that belong to Google

unfortunately because of this I end up saying things like, "Linux isn't as bad as I make it look. I swear I'm making my computer difficult for the fun of it." Doesn't really sell it to my friends, for some reason 😜

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just remember, even on your worst day, you're better than the person your youtube recommendations think you are

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Google has started signing people in to Chrome without asking if they sign in to any google site like gmail or YouTube.

That leaves you one click away from uploading all your browsing data to Google.

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Boosting @monorail and I notice our transparent avatars overlapping so beautifully~ I love using software that doesn't pointlessly prevent this from happening 😙

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Can upstream mastodon and also every app hurry up and support prepending "re: " to CWs in replies already

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When you reach a high enough gender level, you can unlock prestige genders! These improved genders offer greater perks and unique looks and expressions compared to the standard genders.

@lawremipsum Wasn't inconvenient when I had a bread area in my kitchen because I made bread every day because I didn't have money for better food.

Now it's a bit inconvenient because I have to cut the bread in mid-air over a trash can, or get crumbs somewhere and clean that up :P Not enough work to dissuade me from buying good bread, though.

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You know I just saw an ad for a tablet aimed at old people called a "GrandPad" and that name is so Terrible I'm ascending

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