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train your voice so you always sound like you're experiencing voip latency

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I have a love_hate relationship with underscores

You know landlords contribute nothing to society when they can't even take a decent picture of their fucking apartments

D&D lets you live out all kinds of fantasies, such as:
-Having everyone call you by your preferred name and gender
-Having a big group of friends who do everything together
-Making a reasonable wage as a freelancer
-Being able to murder the terrible leadership of your country
-Getting 8 hours of sleep

I love the idea of computer-controlled lights but there's no product on the market that I would trust right now. Sad that the home automation industry could be so cool but wastes its potential trying to steal your private data like every other tech company πŸ™„ Not worth it. But the hackers in the Home Assistant community inspire me... maybe someday I'll have a :P

are you a paranoid asshole like me and hate wifi lights but want to control multiple lights with one switch?

i got the kickstarter thing for this a while ago and you know what? it's awesome.

Quick reminder that if you manage a #Funkwhale pod and are ok with basic stats to be collected, you can submit your pod domain on

It's helpful to have an idea of the size of the network, the number of active users, the deployment of new versions, etc.

By doing so, you'll contribute to those dashboards:

You can opt-out at any time, from your pod settings (older stats will be deleted as well if you do).


Just a reminder of a very important lifehack: you can make small batches of cookies in a toaster oven.

A related lifehack: you can make a batch of cookie dough and freeze it.

Now COMBINE THEM and live your best life.

(I roll my cookie dough into a log wrapped in saran wrap, freeze the log, and slice off a few coins when I want some cookies)

in a parallel universe Google Amp is a piece of sound equipment with voice assistant built-in

First Lady: Hey can you make a playlist real quick for this party

Me, who has only listened to The How to Train Your Dragon 3 soundtrack for the last two weeks: uh.......... yes?

european friends are pals, american friends are ntscs

For included an ally flag 😡 And they forgot the lesbian flag, which they're adding soon... but eek. A great update even if they fumbled it. I have a room in my house with trans and rainbow flags and I'm excited to recreate that in the Sims :)

added pride flags to the game in a free patch which is awesome

It also added an "It Gets Better" shirt, unfortunately :( I'm gonna ignore that and keep being happy about the flags I've always wanted πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ :trans_flag:

Why provide a phone number and email address if you respond to emails saying to call you.

I screwed up my 600-song "work tunes" playlist yesterday while at work, so spent a significant amount of time today creating a new work playlist which has somehow expanded into 900 songs 🀯

we're seeing extra levels at about 100%

(100%) β– β– β– β– β– β– β– β– β– β– 

I should probably set up a bot to alert me when there's something I need to fix on a server πŸ€” I could use email but 1) Telegram is easier to set up vs email and 2) Telegram doesn't have as many false positives (I.e., non-critical messages that would nonetheless ping me)

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