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train your voice so you always sound like you're experiencing voip latency

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I have a love_hate relationship with underscores

my girlfriend painted the bathroom white, and sprayed our sink white, and replaced the towel rack, and is now spraypainting gold accents

I have the best girlfriend ever ๐Ÿฅฐ... and the brightest bathroom now too! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ "Why spend $100 for a router when you can get a $40 router and pay $60 for an electrical outlet that resets it when the wifi dies?" ๐Ÿ˜‚

I'm using the new normal Ubuntu desktop and I mostly like it! Glad it still has those few sound effects I liked and a similar theme. (Except I hate those Gnome programs with controls hidden in the titlebar, like the one I used to take this screenshot, but oh well)

The โ€œAdd Hidden Networkโ€ screen on Xbox One inexplicably has no password field so I have to un-hide my network then re-hide it after connecting -_-

Why are hidden networks so badly supported everywhere?

Theory: I'll use Google Assistant to control my TV
Reality: I'll use Google Assistant to convert Fahrenheit to Celsius so I finally know what Americans are talking about when they mention temperature

Years after getting my gf's iPhone 6, and totally used to pressing home to unlock, but I still find it harder to do than slide-to-unlock ever was. All because of that pointless fingerprint fad ๐Ÿ™„

In iOS 11+ the Auto-Brightness toggle has been moved to the Accessibility section of settings. So many of my favourite minor bits of customization are in that section now...

๐Ÿธ Feels bad man ๐Ÿธ
๐Ÿ’‹ Feels better woman๐Ÿ’‹

I visit Canadian Tire more and more every year. Adulthood ๐Ÿ˜ญ

capitalism is super efficient because it means we hire 300 bullshit contractors to write the same critical infrastructure 6000 different ways in fucking garbage ass php or whatever instead of establishing an agency to write open source programs that local governments can share

My girlfriend fixed my old broken standing mirror ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅณ

Black Mirror Bandersnatch doesn't support Chromecast so I have my laptop plugged into the TV like they did in ancient times ๐Ÿ˜ญ

I just saved this dragon and his response made it worthwhile haha

Trying to get that last dragon in Tree Tops on Spyro 1 and it is about as fun as you've heard...

Actually I do think it's fun but it's way too hard for a kids' game. It's extremely challenging to figure out what to do and then actually doing it is even harder. I've wasted 15 lives trying to do this jump.

Lmao I considered using Chrome on my iPhone just so all these Google apps would stop opening Safari, but it turns out Assistant only supports Safari so there's no point. How ironic

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A while back I built a site that converts RSS feeds to ActivityPub actors that you can subscribe to from Mastodon and other ActivityPub-compliant social networks:

I've now also published the source code:

I got married to Google but I'm still using Firefox because those Mozilla ads make me jump with fangirl joy :kirby_happy: (....obviously I use Chrome as my secondary browser and to control my tv sometimes)

I installed so many Google apps on my iPhone that Google sent me an email saying "Finish setting up your new iPhone with these Google apps" then showing a table with the few g apps I didn't install ๐Ÿ˜‚

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