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train your voice so you always sound like you're experiencing voip latency

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I have a love_hate relationship with underscores

You know landlords contribute nothing to society when they can't even take a decent picture of their fucking apartments

D&D lets you live out all kinds of fantasies, such as:
-Having everyone call you by your preferred name and gender
-Having a big group of friends who do everything together
-Making a reasonable wage as a freelancer
-Being able to murder the terrible leadership of your country
-Getting 8 hours of sleep

I love the idea of computer-controlled lights but there's no product on the market that I would trust right now. Sad that the home automation industry could be so cool but wastes its potential trying to steal your private data like every other tech company πŸ™„ Not worth it. But the hackers in the Home Assistant community inspire me... maybe someday I'll have a :P

are you a paranoid asshole like me and hate wifi lights but want to control multiple lights with one switch?

switcheroo.com

i got the kickstarter thing for this a while ago and you know what? it's awesome.

Quick reminder that if you manage a #Funkwhale pod and are ok with basic stats to be collected, you can submit your pod domain on network.funkwhale.audio/

It's helpful to have an idea of the size of the network, the number of active users, the deployment of new versions, etc.

By doing so, you'll contribute to those dashboards: network.funkwhale.audio/dashbo

You can opt-out at any time, from your pod settings (older stats will be deleted as well if you do).

Thanks!

Just a reminder of a very important lifehack: you can make small batches of cookies in a toaster oven.

A related lifehack: you can make a batch of cookie dough and freeze it.

Now COMBINE THEM and live your best life.

(I roll my cookie dough into a log wrapped in saran wrap, freeze the log, and slice off a few coins when I want some cookies)

in a parallel universe Google Amp is a piece of sound equipment with voice assistant built-in

First Lady: Hey can you make a playlist real quick for this party

Me, who has only listened to The How to Train Your Dragon 3 soundtrack for the last two weeks: uh.......... yes?

european friends are pals, american friends are ntscs

For included an ally flag 😡 And they forgot the lesbian flag, which they're adding soon... but eek. A great update even if they fumbled it. I have a room in my house with trans and rainbow flags and I'm excited to recreate that in the Sims :)

added pride flags to the game in a free patch which is awesome

It also added an "It Gets Better" shirt, unfortunately :( I'm gonna ignore that and keep being happy about the flags I've always wanted πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ :trans_flag:

Why provide a phone number and email address if you respond to emails saying to call you.

I screwed up my 600-song "work tunes" playlist yesterday while at work, so spent a significant amount of time today creating a new work playlist which has somehow expanded into 900 songs 🀯

we're seeing extra levels at about 100%

(100%) β– β– β– β– β– β– β– β– β– β– 

I should probably set up a bot to alert me when there's something I need to fix on a server πŸ€” I could use email but 1) Telegram is easier to set up vs email and 2) Telegram doesn't have as many false positives (I.e., non-critical messages that would nonetheless ping me)

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